clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

(via perfectfelicity)

“And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.”
— She was always holding my hand (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

sunsetsxsunrises:

pouvoires:

 if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.

I guess i found my most favorite gif..

sunsetsxsunrises:

pouvoires:

 if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.

I guess i found my most favorite gif..

(via psychedelicbitch)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(via thesmartlightofhappiness)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

image

Reality:

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(via perfectfelicity)

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time
tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time

(via 10knotes)

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

(via 10knotes)

parasiticteddybear:

when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with

image

(via igotthebeat-allineedisthewords)

“The world is rated R, and no one is checking IDs. Do not try to make it G by imagining the shadows away. Do not try to hide your children from the world forever, but do not try to pretend there is no danger. Train them. Give them sharp eyes and bellies full of laughter. Make them dangerous… and when they’ve grown, they will pollute the shadows.”

N.D. Wilson.

This reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from G.K. Chesterton:  “Fairytales don’t tell children that dragons exist.  Children already know that dragons exist.  Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

(via murphels)

(via love-love-love4314)

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

image

d o  y o u 

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(via jeanmariee)

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

(via thegirlwiththedarkbr0wneyes)