thatfunnyblog:

We should fear this guy

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

This will be me in future 

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lemme-holla-at-you:

vogueandstuds:

Just like that

' A dick with a future. ' 😂

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samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

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cakdy:

Explosions in the Sky || Your Hand in Mine

Listening to this makes me want to stand in the middle of the street with my eyes closed at 2 in the morning while I think over all my losses

sleeplessinelpaso:

overshootingtheatmosphere:

At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING JOKE EVER OMFG

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natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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Love this song but I am laughing so hard at this gifset hahahaha Love this song but I am laughing so hard at this gifset hahahaha

Love this song but I am laughing so hard at this gifset hahahaha

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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